penworthy:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Gonna attempt to spring clean my phone gallery. Wish me luck babes it’s an abyss in here

Can someone please identify the crack I was smoking when I apparently downloaded these

thisiselliz:

wordfather:

shiftythrifting:

Snas, Dallas TX

po-acus:

parasect:

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

mrspider:

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

jturn:

zacthejac:

jturn:

A gay after tweeting own unhilarious grindr ‘clap backs’

Okay BUT this was a hilarious clap back. Soooo martini time

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

sacredstem:

bye

shittymoviedetails:

Ryan Gosling in Drive

everythingfox:

“My neighbours are spying on me”

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